MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.
That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.
İbibik / Hoopoe by esraV
I just opened my Twitter and saw a post that said “I miss football season so much” and had a nice photo of a players butt. I thought it was some girl that found it online then I realized it was a guy in my 3rd block. And when I expanded the photo I realized it was his butt.
Is this how a crush begins?
so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors
idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess
lol me 2
is this the color of chilli though
C O N S T A N T T O A S T
yo mama is so fat that when she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock