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nxte:

you see i was going to like that post but then i saw your caption and your caption was so bad im not even going to like the post. you ruined it for everybody

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

phroobin:

jesus christ meg

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
tastefullyoffensive:

Pictogrammar [wronghands]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pictogrammar [wronghands]

zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

zigazig-ah:

Hilary Duff, SpongeBob and Amanda Bynes

radical-self-love-project:

princemotorcycle:

i used to think that saying “i love you” was this sacred thing and that saying it too much to too many people would make it lose meaning but now i think the exact opposite. i love every person i meet and every person i see, they’re all…